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Sweet Meteor of Death

SMOD for President 2024

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Vote SMOD 2024!

Alright folks, let’s talk about why voting for the Sweet Meteor of Death (SMOD) in Meteor 2024 is the best choice you can make. Here’s why this big rock from space is the perfect candidate:

Sweet Meteor of Death approaches Earth

Universal Equality

You want equality? SMOD delivers! This meteor doesn’t care who you voted for, how much money you’ve got, or what car you drive. When that big beautiful rock hits, we’re all on the same level—flattened! No more debates, no more DEI, no more retarded pronouns, no more division, just pure, sweet equality.

Sweet Meteor of Death impacts Earth

Ends Political Frustration

Tired of the endless cycle of elections? Fed up with the lies, the broken promises, and the never-ending campaigns? SMOD is the final solution to all that nonsense. No more political ads, no more rallies, just one big boom and it’s all over. You can finally kick back and relax!

Sweet Meteor of Death drained the swamp

Drain the Swamp

Forget draining the swamp, we’re obliterating it! The Sweet Meteor of Death is the ultimate anti-corruption measure. Say goodbye to globalists, mega-donors, and their puppet politicians. SMOD doesn’t play favorites. It’s the great equalizer, taking out the trash and giving Mother Earth a fresh start. Meteor 2024, baby!

So, if you’re fed up with the same old political BS and looking for a candidate that’s guaranteed to deliver, cast your vote for the Sweet Meteor of Death. It’s the end-all, be-all solution we’ve all been waiting for.